Basically this is what happened on tonights episode and no one can tell me other wise.
(Source: lopmon, via blowjob-bandit)
communicates with the dead *maintains pristine eyebrow game*
Gets put into insane Asylum, kidnapped, and raped
*maintains pristine eyebrow game*
Burn eyes off *maintains pristine eyebrow game*
has two heads and four eyebrows *maintains pristine eyebrow game 4x*
(Source: royalbloood, via tinasus)
i like how the deer in the back is like “Why the fuck aint she playin me no song?”
whatever bitch the flute is gay as fuck anyway
American Horror Story in a nutshell:
Super Smash Bros gets deep.
"nobody fucking helps me in this house"
I’m laughing so hard at this
me trying to put my life back together