(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via samislittlemissnaughty)
I DIDN’T EVEN FULLY SEE THIS BEFORE I REBLOGGED IT. IT’S GREAT.
Oh, yes, yes, these leaves seem alright I’m just going to HAARRGRBLARGHRHAAAGRHRGHAHRARRGHGHGHHHH
OH MY GOD IT’S YOU HI
*BREAKS EVERY WINDOW IN THE HOUSE TO FEEL MANLY AGAIN*
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we all have this one character death that we will never be over and fine with
(Source: frecklesshake, via whorathy-gayle)
(Source: steveinaspeedo, via howlmeister)
Peach has lived most of her life in castles filled with lava
She spent her vacation hot-tubbing it up in an active volcano
She has been kidnapped to space
And the one time she actually got pissed off, she starred in her own game and rescued everyone with the power of emotion.
You think a tiny little laser explosion will break that iron princess demeanor?
Peach will wreck you.
When u feel really hot but look terrible in all your selfies